Because I will be focused on kids - lots of kids - I thought it would be fun to share some jokes by and for kids. I found this neat website Jokes For Kids and right away I knew I was going to like it. Here is a quote prominently featured on the home page:
"The best way to make children good is to make them happy."
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Here now are a few short jokes. Share them with anyone who might enjoy a chuckle or two.
What did Mickey say when Minnie asked if he was listening?
I'm all ears!
How can you make seven even?
Remove the "S".
Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race?
It ended in a tie!
What does a tree do when he is ready to go home?
He leaves!
What did one ear say to the other ear?
Between us we have brains!
He leaves!
What did one ear say to the other ear?
Between us we have brains!
Groan. :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat? You didn't find them funny? LOL
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ReplyDeleteMy kids love this joke: Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9 (Seven ate nine).
ReplyDeleteOMG, Stephen. That joke is one that I told as a kid and has survived all these years. LOL My young grandkids love it.
ReplyDeletereally touching jokes
ReplyDeletegoood going
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