Jokes for Friday

Some more jokes from Jokes For Kids

Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!

What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!

What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!

Why is a hen sitting on a fence like a cent?
It has it's head on one side and it's tail on the other!

What does a kitten become after it's three days old?
Four days old!

What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like, it can't hear you!

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

Friday's Jokes

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Why wasn’t Cinderella any good at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck!

What's green and purple and goes up and down?
Barney in an elevator!

How many ears does Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!

Why did Captain Kirk go into the Ladies?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before!

What do you call James Bond in the bath?
Bubble 07!

Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
Because he didn't know his Cape Abilities!

What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
Flatman and Ribbon!