Friday, July 13, 2012

Friday's Jokes

More fun from Jokes for Kids       Enjoy....



Why wasn’t Cinderella any good at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck!

What's green and purple and goes up and down?
Barney in an elevator!

How many ears does Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!

Why did Captain Kirk go into the Ladies?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before!

What do you call James Bond in the bath?
Bubble 07!

Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
Because he didn't know his Cape Abilities!



What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
Flatman and Ribbon!

2 comments:

LD Masterson said...

GROOOOOOOOAN.

Maryann Miller said...

I figured you would like these, LD. (smile)