Friday, July 20, 2012

Jokes for Friday

Some more jokes from Jokes For Kids

Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!

What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!

What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!

Why is a hen sitting on a fence like a cent?
It has it's head on one side and it's tail on the other!

What does a kitten become after it's three days old?
Four days old!

What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like, it can't hear you!

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

2 comments:

LD Masterson said...

Oh, I love that last one.

Maryann Miller said...

I did, too. Made me laugh out loud when I first read it.

Thanks so much for supporting my blog these past two weeks while I was busy. I plan to get back to a more relaxed schedule next week, so I can start visiting some of my fav blogs again. That will last until I get knee-deep in another production. LOL There just seems to be less and less time to do all the things I want to.